Hey friends! If I seem to be off tomorrow, don’t worry about it okay?? Don’t ask about it either, since if I talk to you normally, I would have told you tonight (or tomorrow if you’re offline now)! Just know that I’ll be like whatever my state is tomorrow for a while, and not to worry about it ♡
We all have that one mutual follower we try to impress with every post.
Worst thing i did: enter this fandom
Best thing i did: enter this fandom
Anonymous asked: Will you answer this question?
Anonymous asked: don't you mean down the boner?
Anonymous asked: Swiggity swoner, you give me a boner
Let's play 'Tumblr 20 Questions'. The next 20...
lycoris-radiata: This, please.
ifyoucarryonthisway: do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn
ohmypheels: everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this. now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been...
heartcramp: Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun. But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be...
meladoodle: 14 found dead after intense gif/jif argument
snowllux: snowllux: when you search corpses of people you worked hard to kill and they don’t have any money I FORGOT TO MENTION I’M PLAYING A GAME OMG
Friend: What's the difference between ships and otps?
Me: Ships make you smile and sigh and get a little teary-eyed maybe. Otps make you claw your own face off and sob.
cests: do u ever go through stages where you’re either reblogging everything on your dash or like reblogging 1 thing a day
And I dunno which RP account to sign into
jeffthefunkandonuts: Watch Yahoo fix all of Tumblr’s functional errors.
goobsohard: The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”
hawke: of course i will do thing for you, citizen, for i am a hero and friend to all
carver: rivalry +823
growlithed: bondoge: YARD SARD YALE SALE
PLOT TWIST: Hinata becomes the new villain
lintott: i always think “if people want to talk to me they will” which is my reasoning for never really starting conversations so i’m permanently thinking no one wants to talk but what if they’re sat there thinking the same and it’s just this cycle of silence that never gets broken because i’m too stubborn to just put myself out there
mistercoventry: “Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)” Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
pizz4s: when THAT part of your favorite song comes
gothlolita: reason s to date me i have at least ten money saved up in the bank, can buy chicken nugget i am very popular in nintendogs i have a dog and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the dog because i will probably do that too macaroni and cheese i
jaclcfrost: if something makes you happy then it’s not stupid or insignificant or a waste of time and you have no reason to be ashamed or feel stupid about it because it makes you happy it doesn’t matter what it is you’re allowed to be happy you’re allowed to get excited you’re allowed to be happy and get excited about it you’re allowed to talk about it as much as you want and feel that joy...
jewassicpark: “pass me a joint” i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend
that-nerdfighter: arisonas: ugh. where’s all the GOOD music these days. it’s all just rapping and beibers and directions. i miss the days where i could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a young bard only a real 15th century kid will get this
pityreblogs: when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
hannibalthecanibal: and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
solluxyaoi: “wow hes really attractive” “aren’t you a lesbian though?? how can you tell???”
ejacutastic: when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
my knees are soft and my cheeks are soft and my thighs are soft and my little boobies are soft and my butt is soft and my neck is soft and my tummy is soft and my lips and i’m a girl human and i’m squishy and so soft too here touch me
bluebeanze: friendship is so weird??? Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker
Re-Finding Stein’s password more like when do I cut people up.
How WAS I active on my roleplaying accounts before. I want to roleplay again (since it keeps some stress off)….But how did I sit on the accounts all day help
norsegays: Fact: transgender people do in fact get new parts car parts they become transformers